... to post?I mean really.
Google image search some weird wording...
How'z about headlock?
Aw, yes.
This here's my father.
He may not be long on smarts, but his 'stache, mullet, and pucker are undefeated!
How hard is it?I though you'd never ask!
Google image search... snap.
Ok, not excited about those. It's not uncommon for me to go on a Connections-style rampage, lasting for hours.
Let's try "Connections," hey?
No. No. Hey! Where'd they come from?
"How hard can this be?" you ask.Why, thanks for considering it.
Let's try grrrr, and dainty, and see the contrast.
Poetry in motion.
Oh!!!! Grrrrr is awesome and dainty!
Classy!
I wonder if she knows how hard it is?
Unfortunately, the hearts don't dance around as they do in the original.
Perfect!Well, I'm tired, and I have a lot of last-minute learning to do for my final Saturday.
Will it be my last final ever? Good Lard, let's hope.
Else, there's gonna be a shit ton of complaining to do.
I've already got a buttload on the back burner (eehhh).
How hard can it be?
These ladies have no idea, I'm sure.
Coming soon: "Doctor, I'm not feeling so fresh. Do you have something dainty to fix it?"
"Now, honey, I'm pretty sure just one more reference to hardness, firmness, a stiff state seems harmless, but I assure you, it would be very much out of line. Now, take off your dress and show me yer pretties."
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Why, that post was positively blingee...
I'm confused. You're joining the WWE and your costume is going to be a see-through negligee of daintiness?
"Dainty Handmade Pretties". We are starting a band, friend, and that shall be our name.
I've forsaken my dainties for doilies. Dusters? Danglies? Drapes?
How'd things go with the testing?
I spent half the day with my black lace bra unhooked at the back. Straps dangling off my shoulders. I wore a fetching red and white checkered sleeveless shirt. So those black lace cups cupped my rather large breasts, but the back was free and hanging. The only reason I was wearing a bra at all was reading a blog post somewhere titled, "Meg Ryan I Love You," but the post said something like, "But you've got to start wearing a bra." Meg has tiny tits! That did it. Now I guess it's time to go from the 36 D to the 38 or 40 D. Damn it's hard to be a woman with huge tits and 40 pounds of drug weight. I know that one of these days, they are going to put me back on Zoloft and I'll drop 40 pounds in 6 months. Till then, more than likely, my straps will dangle.
Good luck with the tests and such.
good luck on teh learning!
Poor old Ravishing Rick Rude - another pro wrestling tragedy.
It all makes sense now. I've got you plumb figured out now, Missus Bee.
Google image search is my meat and potatoes. (now for some dessert...)
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